bacalao


spanish term for the taste of a females genitalia, literally means cod.
a bill clinton le gusta comer bacalao, ‘ i did not have s-xual relations with that woman’
the smell that emits from a females unwashed c-nt.
this smell is unique only to a rotting fish laced with feces.

when introduced to this smell confront the b-tch and tell that smelly sleeze to go clorox that sh-t.
“man i was eating lunch today and all of a sudden this bacalao smell started to waft towards me from a female.
i got up and told her that she smelt like bad cod fish and pinched off a fat loaf in her food”

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