Bachelor Alert


noun. singular.
indicates that there is a strong presence of multiple, beautiful women, large quant-ties of junk food, and/or frivolous spending of money by a male twenty-something living by himself.
i.e. “oh snap! brian’s got three hot babes at his place! and i just saw him walk out of food mart with six bags of dorito’s, ten two-liter pepsi’s, and…oh my god…he rented a stretch limo just to go shopping three blocks away! bachelor alert!!!”

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