bachelor steps
an artificially inflated number of “steps”, commonly acquired by single men wearing a fitness tracker/smart watch on their w-nk hand.
“what are you getting up to tonight?”
“well, i was going to go for a walk…but i think i’ll just stay home, get a few thousand bachelor steps in, and watch some netflix”
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