bachelor tree
a christmas tree exceeding no more than 4 feet in height and $10 per foot. purely symbolic. on christmas morning any presents placed under the tree are stored and then transported to the closest relatives house who has a real family. the only gift to one’s self under a bachelor tree is a case of beer.
just set up the bachelor tree, time to get drunk and hate myself.
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