Bachmann


an insignificant person that thinks they can change the world, regardless their limited abilities / skills, commonly pulls a leroy jenkins causing a total party wipe.
bachmann: i can change the world!!!

random person: you and what army.

bachmann: leeeeerrrrrooyyyyy jeeeeennnkinnnnns -fails miserably-
bachmann

a common sense, pro-const-tution politician who is frequently slandered by those who oppose freedom and the concept of individual liberties.

anyone who opposes the h-m-s-xual agenda – a platform taken up by the most radical anti-americans in their quest to destroy society – and refuses to help the “politically correct” b-st-rdize normality.

a non-kenyan who actually believes in the american ideals set forth in our nation’s const-tution.

the political, and intellectual, opposite to the illegal kenyan, b-st-rd son of a wh-r-, marxist, terrorist-supporting, teleprompter-dependent, community organizing, pile of excrement currently fouling the people’s house.

someone – usually a politician – who is not infected with the freedom-killing disease known as liberalism.

a person who is not the recipient of government enforced racism – the polar opposite of the brown stain who is illegaly occupying the whitehouse.

mich-lle bachmann – congresswoman who proudly supports our const-tution while tirelessly fighting the anti-american
mich-lle bachmann – congresswoman from mn. avid supporter of the const-tution
a mixture of -j-c-l-t-, saliva and urine from extreme gay s-x.
named for senator wannabe mich-lle bachmann for her h-m-phobic att-tudes and speaking as if she knows what “god” says/wants.
named in a similar manner as rick santorum see santorum
your bachmann was a bit gamey, i had to spit it out.

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