back alley crumbnut


covering your p-n-s and b-lls with mol-sses then pour enough cat litter on top so that mol-sses isn’t visible anymore, and proceed to have -n-l s-x with your partner.
“whoa, i’m still cleaning up after last night. brad gave me a back alley crumbnut and i’m still finding kitty litter all over!”

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