Back door dumbledore
the back door dumbledore is a famous s-xual position form the never released movie in the ‘harry potter’ series.
it essentially consists of a wizards hat, a broomstick and the -n-s.
1. “ron! ron! get the bandages! i just got back door dumbledore’d by hagrid! i never understood why mrs moganagle made the curfew for first year students! hagrid has a taste for pre-p-b-scant boys! ouch!!”
2. “arghh, it burns. i never realised tobasco sauce could be used as lube!”
3. “harry potter, would you stay behind after cl-ss. i need to have a little word with you.”
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