Back-Hand Fantail
luxurious form of male masturbation.
step 1: take off/drop pants or unzip.
step 2: while standing, raise your leg onto a bench, chair or small stool.
step 3: reach under the raised leg. taking a firm grip of the p-n-s.
step 4: maintain ringlike grip on the p-n-s with thumb and forfinger. fanning out remaining three fingers.
step 5: rub it out. maintain fan.
example 1
matos: what’s up stef, your looking blue?
stef: man, cranking just isn’t hitting the spot anymore.
matos: dude, just start pumping back-hand fantails, it’s like your kn-b won the lottery.
example 2
hayden: yo, what you up to tonight big mattress?
matt: just popping off back-hand fantails.
hayden: living large!
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