back-pocket panini


the culinary delight that results from riding the subway with your lunch in your back pocket. kind of like a modern-day saddle steak.
my wallet felt a little softer than usual when i sat down on the l this morning and then i remembered i’d put a pbj in my pocket. by the time i got to work, it was the perfect back-pocket panini, flat and warm. only thing missing was grill marks.

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