back seat bitch
someone who is frequently f-cked in uncomfortable and awkward places i.e. the backseat of a car
tyler’s mom is a back seat b-tch, in fact last night i f-cked her in the back of my geo metro. i had a charlie horse all week!
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a very ugly girl who sits in the backseat of the car when she is out with friends because she is too ugly to sit in the front seat where she would be seen much easier by people outside the vehicle
hey jenny! come sit in the front seat before barb gets here because i don’t want that backseat b-tch cramping my style.
an individual in a group of three who is forced to sit alone in the back seat of a vehicle.
sorry frank, jimmy got shotgun. you have to be the back seat b-tch.
the person in a group who isn’t a leader, on the contrary, because this person is a b-tch, all this person does is take orders and defer responsibility to the actual leader. for this reason, this person never has to deal with anything that resembles a “high pressure” situation which- at least in their minds- is good because a high pressure situation would cause this person to crack and undoubtedly fail.
“‘did you guy’s hear about lebron james goin’ to miami to play with dwayne wade?’
‘yeah i saw that si cover where lebron is standing behind wade. lebron is such a back seat b-tch.'”
a backseat b-tch is when you got n-gg-s walking around with thier dudes,and they agree with everything they say.
devin is such a backseat b-tch.
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