back up plan


haplessly taken for granted just because it’s not “exciting enough” or it’s “too good”. a plan that will only be referred to when all else fails. when you become a back up plan you should
figure out a way to hit them hard with the realization that you won’t always be there for them to walk all over you when they have no one else to go to; that you’ve got your own plans too. otherwise, you my friend, will forever remain stuck in that phase.
checkout doormat
person #1 : hey bro so what’s our plans tonight?
person #2 : who said “we” had plans? check back with me in an hour or two.
person #1 : what, so now i’m a back up plan?

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