backboarding
a technique used mostly by women to limit the sound of their t-rds entering the toilet water. a wad of toilet paper is held underneath their -ss with one hand while they hover slightly above or lean forward off of the toilet seat. by bouncing their t-rd off of the cushy paper, the t-rd slides into the water in silence.
“d-mn honey, the bathroom at your parents house is so close to the kitchen, i had to do some backboarding to avoid disrupting breakfast.”
“woops, my wrist is covered in poo… i guess i need to practice my backboarding skills.”
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