backdoor bakery
when the girl you are having s-xual intercourse with bends over for -n-l penetration, discreetly rub bengay on your condom. when you first enter her -n-s she will believe that your condom is merely lubricated. little does she know that her -ss will soon turn into an easy-bake brownie oven.
girl: “honey! my p–p is burning!”
guy: “ding-ding! brownies are ready! i just gave you a backdoor bakery, b-tch!”
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