Backhoe
clingy and/or obsessive significant other
person: his girlfriend is so clingy dude
other: yeah she’s a backhoe
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during s-x in the missionary position, when one uses the chick’s legs as if they are the levers used to operate a backhoe.
bob demonstrated how he backhoed that chick last night.
a veihicle that has a arm-like attachment that can dig below the serface. usually a tractor with a front-end loader on the front, and a backhoe on the rear.
can also refer to a tracked machine with a backhoe up front, but is usually referred to as a excavator
“we need to dig a trench for the pipe, so we are using a backhoe
a hoe you won’t take to your bed, so you do her in the shed.
she’s not allowed in the house; she’s just my back hoe.
noun.
the backhoe is the best piece of equipment to use to dig a big hole. therefore, backhoe is what you call someone who gets so caught up in a web of their own lies that he is just digging his own grave. usually this slander is used most effectively by the party being lied to, when he/she catches the ‘backhoe’ lying to his/her face.
chris: “dude i just lifted 200lbs right over my head at the gym the other day!”
john: “stfu you backhoe! when have you ever been to a gym?!”
chris: “it’s true!…i have been”
john: “ya.. ok, sure thing backhoe!”
1. a hoe from back in the day.
ex: ” did you see john’s new girlfriend?”
” yeah, that’s shannon she’s a backhoe”
did you see john’s new girlfriend? yeah, that’s shannon she’s a backhoe.
1) a construction vehicle featuring a digging bucket on the end of a two-part articulated arm.
2) a wh-r- that prefers -n-l s-x to v-g-n-l s-x.
1) my uncle works in construction. today, he’s using a backhoe to dig the foundation for a new house.
2): duncan: yo man, you get any action last night at the club?
harry: i didn’t get any p-ssy, but i ran into a backhoe around 11:00 and i gave it to her up the -ss for the rest of the night.
term in the outer boston area usually -sscociated with a dead hooker in the trunk of a vehicle.
guy 1: hey, what happened to joe’s bar?
guy 2: went out of business.. the manager was caught with a backhoe in his lexus.
guy 1: hosnap.
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