Backoffice Chimps
members of an it team, whose work is comparable to pan troglodytes (the common chimpanzee) with whom they are closely related.
they survive mainly on banana’s, coffee, noodle soup and moree recently have discovered a diet of berry berry.
they are to be watched closely as they tend to stray easily.
treat with caution.
man1 – “oh no! brexhc5 our email server is down!”
woman1 – “great the backoffice chimps have gone awol again, and scheduled a restart in the middle of the day! bl–dy useless lot!
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