Backseat Bender
having intercourse in the back of a car where the female is bent over the back seat
i banged abbie in the back seat yesterday, gave her a full backseat bender treatment.
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an erection of the p-n-s aroused by extreme enjoyment of schadenfreude. noun: schad-on. plural noun: schad-ons. i just saw a cyclist fall over at the traffic lights, it gave me a m-ssive schad-on.
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