Backseat DJ
i’m a dj at a nightclub in torquay, england. there’s nothing more annoying than a backseat dj – the guy that comes up to your dj booth and goes “mate, i don’t like what you’re playing – if you play insert random genre of music here the dancefloor will fill up!” or “play something good” – tell you what, here’s the decks and mixer, off you go if you think you can do better! 😉
some backseat dj was trying to tell me what to play all night – played what he asked for and the floor emptied!
the b-tch in the back seat on a road trip that will not shut the f-ck up about what is on the radio but also thinks dance music is required to play no matter what the occasion or where you are going.
backseat dj: “i wanna shake my booty!!!!”
driver: “shut the f-ck up, it’s 5a.m. and we are going to the airport.”
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