Backsplash bidet
when the contact of faeces with toilet water results in a splash of water directly hitting the-n-s while defecating.
pablo: man, i hate it when my -ss gets h-t with backsplash; especially when i’m squatting over a public toilet, avoiding -ss cheek contact with the seat, like an mj dance move.
mateo: it’s not so bad if it’s the backsplash bidet and the water hits you right in the -sshole.
tomas: yeah, that makes for a quick and easy wipe.
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