Backup Undies


taking more than enough pairs of underwear on a trip due to a severe case of the sh-ts. the occasion is too good to miss so resorting to more undies is the only way forward, it’s either this or you use a shart tampon.
dave: what’s with the big bag? we are only going to watch the broncos play the chargers.

rob: need backup undies

dave: got the sh-ts?

rob: yeah

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