Backwards Captain
when engaging in intercourse in the doggie position and just before the man climaxes, he pulls out, grabs the nearby bottle of captain morgan, & spritzes it on his/her lower back. when the partner turns around to comment/complain, the man -j-c-l-t-s directly into his/her face. then he takes a bottle shot of the captain and then proceeds to hit his partner in the face with said bottle.
joshua: i gave sheila the backwards captain last week. i haven’t heard from her since.
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