backwards texas turtle


when you put the erected p-n-s through the legs so it’s sticking out the back. then you proceed to putting the p-n-s into an -sshole ( the -sshole must be gaping) and start f-cking it like there is no tomorrow.
dude last night was so great, i gave jessica a backwards texas turtle!

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