backwards wank
the act of tucking ones p-n-s between ones legs, to m-st-rb-t- oneself from behind.
steve “hey have you ever tucked your duck between your legs to walk from behind? like a backwards w-nk?”
dave “no…”
steve “yeah me neither…”
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