Backwoods Butthurting


a term for -n-l rape in a rural enviroment. most likely coined in a place such as wv, or montana.
yuppie: please sir, take my wallet! just don’t hurt mich!
redneck: oh i’m gon’ hurt you alright. a good ol’ fashioned backwoods b-tthurting.
yuppie: nooo! -dragged away-

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