Backyard Nigger
when a total hoosier has the decency to keep his front yard well kept, but the backyard is a different story.
your backyard looks like a n-gg-r lives in your house. there is a trailer made out of a hacked up pop-up camper you were conceived in 30 years ago, your ex-roommate’s metro-s-xual vw p-ssat he left to you in lue of the past 24 months rent, and a bbq pit collection only sanford and son could dream of.
dood, your front yard is as nice as the fairways of st. andrews! but the back yard; there are 4 f-cking cars, only one of which run and have current license plates, and only two of the four have inflated tires. you my true friend, are a backyard n-gg-r, thanks for thinking of your neighbors in your, despite your lack of self respect.
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