Baco-Dog
a hot dog wrapped in bacon, topped with grilled onions and peppers, with a selection of mayo, ketchup and mustard. an explosion of delicious, -rg-smic flavor in the mouth. created on grills attached to shopping carts by young mexican vendors, these special dogs can be found in various locations in southern california. most notable venues include home depot center and staples center after sporting events. after said event, a young hispanic man will swing the cart in your face sometimes knocking you unconscious, while shouting “how many how many how many how many!!!…”
the baco-dog is 100% unsafe for people of all ages. besides the unknown and unreliable source of the meat, the dirty hands of the vendor, the airborne dirt, debris and viruses, the heart beat rate has been scientifically proven to slow down upon consumption.
often enjoyed with churros.
sergio: “oh man, my heart hurts”
orlando: “what’s wrong man?”
sergio: “i just ate three baco-dogs.”
mike: “oh sh-t i want a baco-dog.
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