bacon
the only reason you aren’t a vegetarian.
why aren’t you a vegetarian.
yell at the bacon!
-eats bacon-
more bacon b-tches
n. delicious strips of juicy, pork heaven. served often at breakfast with eggs, but perfectly good served alone and at any time of day.
joe: “there are only two kinds of people in this world, those who love bacon…”
john: “…and those who love bacon but won’t admit it.”
the cure for vegeterianism.
when she decided to become a vegetarian, the doctor prescribed lots and lots of bacon.
when put between 2 slices of bread with some sauce, it becomes lifes greatest pleasures.
it can also cure hunger, and it can stop war – if they used it as a weapon.
“d-mn im hungry”
“dont worry, we are going to war soon”
“great! im off to buy some sauce”
a derogatory term for police officers;
cop, pig
undercover officer: you got crack?
street hustler: crack?! smells like bacon up in here.
this is the tasty treat that comes from the loveable animal the pig. bacon is good for everybody. it helps you store fat for the winter and is full of protein.
zach loves bacon, eat zach, eat!
meat candy.
bacon just is. do not question bacon.
or it could just be food…
i loveses my bacon.
sarah: g-d. i love bacon.
lauren: dude, i know. i know.
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