Bacon and Eggs
when you bang your friend’s hot sister in his house, then have her cook you bacon and eggs. you then stroll down the stairs in a house coat after finishing breakfast and say ‘was up’ to your friend, forever humiliating him.
i bacon and eggsed my friend’s sister last night. he was p-ssed.
tourettes guy’s favorite breakfast, aside from total.
shirlena: danny, what do ya want for breakfast?
tourettes guy: bacon and eggs dear!
shirlena: what?
tourettes guy: oh for crying out loud, i said bacon and eggs!
anything that goes together well.
hey, that shirt and tie go together like bacon and eggs.
do this gold toof go wif my shirt? h-ll yea, do bacon go wif eggs?
a discreet way in which to tell someone who do not give a sh-t about what they are saying, and in fact can’t believe they are saying it all.
boring person: i bought some jeff banks boxers today!
normal person: did ya mate? i had a f-cking bacon and egg this morning!
this could be followed by others saying: oh dear mate, you’ve just been bacon and egged!
can be reinforced with actions such as those that imitate a bazuka, catapult etc firing bacon and egg at them.
brake and enter aka bne
yo you down to do a bacon and eggs this morning?
c-ckney rhiming slang for ‘legs’
she’s got sweet bacon ‘n eggs
two words that randomly sound and work together well. should be used when you are happy and want to rap for no reason.
bacon ‘n’ eggs, bacon ‘n’ eggs, bacon and bacon and bacon and eggs!
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