bacon bitch


any f-cktard cop (that goes double for sherriffs and deputies) who is concerned only with making his quota. these d-ckheads will even go as far as pulling a bicyclist over, but are too scared to run off the b-ms around the corner who make a public nuisance of themselves by living, sleeping, and getting drunk on public property.
see that bacon b-tch hiding behind that tree there? he pulled a friend of mine over who was biking to work the other day. gave him a $250 ticket for running a stop sign, and there was no traffic anywhere! my friend did say the bacon b-tch had a big, red wet stain running down from the crotch of his uniform.
a police officer, specifically a crooked one; a cop who worries more about making his/her quota than doing their job. they usually show their true b-tchiness during the end of the month, similar to a woman’s menstrual cycle.
we were all just chillin, having fun, then bacon b-tch rolled up on us for no reason!
one with a bacon fetish, or just loves bacon, who does s-xual favours in exchange for bacon.
lydia is blake’s bacon b-tch!
a police officer, specifically a crooked one; a cop who worries more about making his/her quota than doing their job.
we were all just chillin, having fun, then bacon b-tch rolled up on us!

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