Bacon Boner
an immediate m-ssive solid erection that occurs at the sight or smell of bacon.
do you want to go to waffle house?
no! i get a huge bacon b-n-r as soon as i get within 50 feet of that place.
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1. when you like bacon so much, just the thought of it gives you a raging one
2. an intense craving for bacon. failure to satisfy this craving results in a psychological and abdominal suffering that surp-sses the ache of blue b-lls.
(watching family guy)
friend 1: hey man why the h-ll do you have a b-n-r?
friend 2: it’s a bacon b-n-r.
friend 1: oh okay thats cool man.
friend 2: wait why the h-ll do you have a b-n-r?
friend 1: lois has nice t-ts.
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