bacon condom
the bacon condom; the act of thrusting one’s erect p-n-s into a woman’s -n-s/v-g-n-l opening and then inserting a hand in the opposite hole. this is followed by masturbation, all the while beimg within her body. upon -j-c-l-t–n, seman leaks slowly out of the respective hole, like fat when cooking bacon. thus is formed, the bacon condom.
keir: holy sh-t dude, check out that -ss to leg ratio on that female!
karl: yeah man, i think i’ll have to try out the bacon condom on her!
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