Bacon Smile
after a reasonable amount of intercourse, the p-n-s is removed from the v-g-n- and slapped across the female’s mouth, leaving residual s-xual fluids, both male and female. the result is a kind of greasy mouth, comparable to if someone were to slap bacon on their lips.
john: i heard you got post-s-x head last night, right on!
adam: no, i just gave her a bacon smile.
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