bacon tongs
–noun bey-kuhn tongz
1. the fingers that are used to manually stimulate an over weight woman (aka finger bang a fat chick).
2. a useful tool for the stimulatation of women with incredibly large l-b–.
“i picked up this whale at the bar last night. took her back to my place. she smoked my pole and i gave her the old bacon tongs.”
“after putting on my wizard hat, robe, and speluker’s light, i used my bacon tongs to pleasure my large lover.”
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