Baconaise


the act of “pre-gaming” the male member by masturbating with the aid of cold bacon grease. once the male is close to climax, the second party being either a female or male bacon lover then “finishes off” the primary male orally, recieving the benefit of both bacon grease and -j-c-l-t-.
“sally owed me after that chick flick marathon. so i fed her the baconaise.”

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