Baconitis
a disease where someones typing is terrible. it is also transmittable.
person1: “gosh i hate beign laet
person1: “bieng ltae-”
person1: bgein late-
person1: being-
person1: “wow that was annoying
person2: stop typing you’re gonna giev me baconitis
person2: ” give-” and looks like you alreday gave it to me.
person2: “-_-”
person1:”lol”
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