Bad Bacon


bad bacon is a term that follows on from the phase “as f-cked as a piglet”, which means, basically that you are on the receiving end of an unholy f-cking of extreme proportions and the resulting mess is something you really don’t want to get involved in… hence really bad bacon!
“i can’t believe it man, i’ve been f-cked like a piglet by them again!” “f-cked like a piglet? that’s really bad bacon, my friend!!!”

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