bad big ed
a bad situation. often involving room-mates, car problems, girl problems, etc. sometimes related to bowel problems.
archaic: the need to stop for gas whilst traveling long distances.
origin: big ed’s gas farm in the television show twin peaks.
“what’s your big ed?”
“i got me a bad big ed. i got bad hams, helvis is in town, and that chicken sandwich from wendy’s ain’t sittin’ too well.”
“wow. that’s bad. . .real bad.”
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