bad cop
-the one who has to straighten out a bad situation, usually when it seems uncool, unpopular, or rude
“man, i had to play bad cop tonight with ol boy and his friends. they try to stay at my apartment cuz they act like they homeless or something. get!”
when one of two ‘cops’ alternate their interviews. the ‘bad cop’ behaves negatively toward the subject, making blatant accusations, derogatory comments, threats, and in general raising the subject’s antipathy. this sets the stage for the ‘good cop’ to deceptively act supportive, understanding, defensive, and in general show sympathy for the subject, which may make the subject cooperative towards the latter.
pledge 1: “dude, how about what tiffany, the bad cop, said at the pledge meeting last night?”
pledge 2: “oh i know man. it made me feel so terrible. i’m just glad danny was there to make us all feel better.”
the kick-ss part of an interrogation. there are three types of bad cop: black: usually looks like samuel jackson. has a white guy pull him off the suspect when he gets angry and starts beating people up. white: has cool shades and a black leather jacket and, opposite of his black counterpart, has a black good cop pull him off of people. asian: usually looks like the average cop until someone does something bad. then, he opens a can of kick-ss and lays the smack down on deese fools with some muay thai boxing and shoots laser beams from his eyeb-lls as he becomes one with his inner dragon!
man, shouldn’t have messed wit dat bad cop. that boy was asian and kicked my unsuspecting, treacherous -ss!
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