bad economy
an all-purpose excuse that people use during a recession to justify doing things that are below their usual standard. often these things in reality have little or nothing to do with the economic circ-mstances.
harry: “you took your girlfriend to applebee’s on valentine’s day? pretty weak.”
larry: “whatever man, i didn’t have a choice. bad economy.”
senator: “mr. paulson, you really want to give the greedy, soulless bankers who caused this mess $700 billion with no strings attached?”
henry paulson: “hey guys, bad economy. just do it.”
senator: “good point. i vote yes.”
fred: “dude, tell me you didn’t go home with that broke down 300-pound whale i saw you with at o’shea’s last night.”
brendan: “dude, it’s a bad economy. i’ll take what i can get.”
fred: “yeah, i guess you have to.”
the biggest excuse lazy people use to not go out and look for a job–and then they solicit money from you so they wont have to.
a bad economy is the best exuse unidustrious people use to suck you dry.
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