Bad Haircut Boys


a group of middle school overweight kids who live in your small town and drive their parents’ lawnmowers through the neighborhood displaying their awesomely bad haircut, asking you to play yu-gi-oh!
“why is that fat kid driving a lawnmower on the sidewalk pulling another kid on a sleigh in the middle of july?”

“oh, he’s just a bad haircut boy.”

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