Bad Lettuce Event
an unfortunate happening or an unexpected disappointment that takes away from that which would have formed the base of your desired expectations. derived from expecting to create a salad at a salad bar and finding that the lettuce is brown or wilted.
“bill won a free vacation to europe, but is ill and can’t go”
“man, that’s some bad lettuce event”
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