Bad Melon
melon that has been used previously for s-xual purposes, usually a deep hole is visible for deviant practices.
jacob: -searches through fridge- ” hey a melon!”
josh: ” sh-t, no don’t eat that, that’s bad melon!”
just something that is generally bad/devastating.
or something is just generally unlucky.
mike: where were you?
john: o i was ill.
mike: man.. thats bad melon it was a good night
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