bad pickup lines
speech device primarily employed by two factions of mankind: the truly pathetic and amateur comedians. origins have been disputed, but it is widely thought that pickup lines, once upon a magical time, could win p-ssy if chanted with remarkable charisma and authenticity. thanks to the combination of inevitability and human stupidity, pickup lines degraded into verses that invoke either uproarious laughter or further inalienation, but not the throes of s-x.
got a library card? because i’m checking you out.
i scr-ped my knees falling for you.
you’re like a box of lucky charms: you’re magically delicious.
got a gym card? because you’ve been giving my mind a workout.
i lost my number. can i have yours?
you sound tired. wanna sleep with me?
hey there. (use clint eastwood impression)
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