bad remote
you know how you have to press a b-tton really hard on a bad tv remote.
while having s-x with a girl in the doggie style position, you press her b-tthole with your thumb like it is a b-tton on a bad remote.
guy 1: i gave that chick from the bar the bad remote last night.
guy 2: the bad remote?
guy 1: while nailing her doggie style i was pressing her b-tthole with my thumb like a bad remote!
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