bad timing


when 3 really, really hot teenage guys have been at the pool for an hour and a half and just as they are leaving, two girls who are about the same age and are probably super models and are even hotter than these guys walk in and take off their outer layers leaving only a bikini covering the two finest looking bodies known to mankind
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phrase: usually occurs during c-ming when a lady does not release her grip on the c-ck at its base. c-m cannot spurt out into her p-ssy because her fingers block the flow. she has the pleasure of feeling the c-ck pulsate in her hand as it struggles to void the j-sm, but the male -rg-sm cannot be its most intense. total -rg-smic pleasure is directly related to the unrestricted flow of c-m into and through the c-ck shaft.
my wife gripped me too long the other night. she had bad timing and held the c-m in my body just a little too long before it erupted as a i blew a nut and flooded her p-ssy. i am going to have to work harder on better timing, but she is often a naughty lover and does not concentrate well when c-ming. may be i will have to beg louder.

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