badassical


cl-ssically bad -ss. of or pertaining to a level and style of bad -ssness that reminds one of the good old days.
as a 26 year old professional with a wife and kids, tom thinks it is bad-ssical to get together with his buds and play video games for twenty hours straight while consuming m-ssive quant-ties of pizza and soda.
when something mythical, mysterious, and h-lla epic happens all at once.
as tf reached for his bottle of rich and rare he froze like a man caught f-cking another man’s woman. he blurted out “holy sh-t this bottle’s mascot is a unicorn with a dragon’s tail, that is so bad-ssical”
like the word “bad-sstic” only having a wider, more transferred semantic range of use.

used in a video t-tled, “the top five things with which jason bourne could beat your -ss” along with bad-ssery, bad-ssedness, bad-ssity, bad-sstic, bad-ssitudinous, bad-ssitious, mucho bad-sstico, and bad-ssiticity
the way jason bourne used a book to beat that guy’s -ss just before killing him with a hand towel was nothing sort of bad-ssical.

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