badtimingitis
a condition involving temporal issues where you and your potential partner cannot seem to be on the same page at the same time for dating; person a is single while person b is taken…when person b is finally available, person a is not. while there is no clear cure for this ailment, father time works to synchronize and appoint the right time for everyone.
in the movie sixteen candles, samantha baker’s love interest, jake ryan, was initially unavailable as he already had a girlfriend… aka…badtimingitis. the condition was remedied since jake dumped his girl to pursue sam.
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