badumpkin


its like a blumpkin except with a bday turned on at various intensities. there are 5 levels of badumpkins:
lvl 1- breezy mist
lvl 2- drizzly
lvl 3- noticable rainy
lvl 4- that thing is on high
lvl 5- the water is pushing you up in the air.—

—warning- do not try a level 5 without stabilizing walls to keep you from flying off into a wall.
hey i got a level 4 badumpkin last night from ferrari.

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