Bae Blocked
the act of being brushed off, ignored or de-prioritized when a person’s significant other (“bae”) calls, texts or is with them. the suffix “blocked” is joking about being “c-ck blocked,” but in this case, by someone’s bae.
jimmy: “i was talking to elizabeth yesterday and suddenly she had to go. later she told me her boyfriend had called her.”
john: “man you got bae blocked.”
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