baff
v. t. & i. the act of thwacking a recipient (usu. female) around the face with a semi-erect schl-ng, ideally post-spaff.
she enjoys a good baffing.
baff = bare -ss face fart
the worst possible fart, only thing that can make this worse is if you “shart” along with it.
last night when we had our huge party, timmer p-ssed out early, so i gave him a baff.
best abusive friend.
commonly used between baff’s j&l.
you can see baff’s constantly physically and mentally harming one another in the hallways, at their homes, or on the border.
but will foreverly, somehow, stay close friends foreverrr.
“you gave me a concussion!”
“what are baffs for?”
to have s-xual intercourse
“i baffed that!” “that was a potatesh baff”
to get nicotine high usually off of e-cigs.
aye bro you wanna go get baffed in the bathroom next period? i got 36% nicotine in this.
shortened version of baffoon, generally used between friends as a mild insult. coined and used mainly in north canterbury, new zealand although not yet a mainstream word.
jake- lasagne topping is mainly cheese ae?
dan- of course it is you baff, try reading a f-cking recipe book
dan- walks into door
jake- baff!
the opposite of a bamf. a bad -ss father f-cker
that girl is one h-ll of a b.a.f.f
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