bag


to “get” a guy/girl, as in to hook up with, go out with, make one’s own. it is more common for a guy to bag a girl.
“i bet i could bag her.”
busty asian girl
steph: dude, she’s hot.
mike: what can i say, she’s a bag.
to f-ck a girl or guy.
“i heard you bagged that girl last night”
“yea”
“niiiice man, she was smokin”
laying claim to something you want
“i bags the back seat!!”
means thousand pounds. aka grand, mint, ‘er.
gonna cost you 3 bags (3 grand, 3 mint or a 3’er)
a versatile suffix added to many offensive words to describe a person. cl-ssically used with root word “douche”, modern insult artists now utilize it with other more offensive root words.
douche-bag. f-ck-bag. c-ck-bag. f-g-bag. -ss-bag. sh-t-bag. c-nt-bag. sack-bag. etc

definithing isa f-cking c-ck-bag because it wouldnt accept my examples as just douchebag, f-gbag, or -ssbag; no, the f-cking sh-tbag of site wants me to type them in with a dash. what a c-ntbag.
$10 doses of heroin sold on street corners
tolerance is a b-tch, i have to shoot 2 bags just to get high any more.

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